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Goldtooth’s Candle in the Wind

Where the hell is Goldtooth?
Although it’s been awhile
Since I came here last
I thought he lived in Fargodeep?
He must have crawled from out the darkness,
Wearing Aunt Bernice’s necklace,
Cos it makes his eyes so blue,
Except when they strangely watered.

 

And it seems to me he lived his life
With a second hidden candle.
With a 15% drop rate
According to old Wowhead.
So where did he hide this candle
That meant it dropped so rarely?
Was it in a place
Where only a friend should go?

 

Goldtooth’s life was tough,
But the hardest thing for him
Was not killing that Billy kid,
And damn I wish he did.
Even when Goldtooth died,
Every player used to say
It was all too easy,
Although 5.0.4 increased his health.

 

And it seems to me he lived his life
With a second hidden candle.
With a 15% drop rate
According to old Wowhead.
So where did he hide this candle
That meant it dropped so rarely?
Was it in a place
Where only a friend should go?

 

Where the hell is Goldtooth?
Although it’s been a while
Since I came here last
I thought he lived in Fargodeep?
He must have crawled from out the darkness
Wearing  Aunt Bernice’s necklace,
Cos it makes his eyes so blue,
Although the candle made them water.

 

And it seems to me he lived his life
Without a candle in his hand.
Cos it was somewhere else
All the time which made him walk so strange.
And that means I’m really glad that when I killed him
Me no take a candle.
Cos any Goldtooth candle comes from a place
Where only a  good friend (or doctor) goes.

FADE OUT