Where the hell is Goldtooth? Although it’s been awhile Since I came here last I thought he lived in Fargodeep? He must have crawled from out the darkness, Wearing Aunt Bernice’s necklace, Cos it makes his eyes so blue, Except when they strangely watered. And it seems to me he lived his life With a second hidden … Continue reading »
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Duskwood Mini-Break
Dear Lord Ebonlocke, I am writing to demand compensation for the romantic mini-break I foolishly booked in your grotesque little town. My wife and I have just returned from a weekend of pure hell in what you claimed was the most romantic place in all of Azeroth. I can assure you Sir, there was no … Continue reading »
Keep Azeroth Tidy free for 2 days
My Keep Azeroth Tidy book is free for Kindle for two days on Amazon. The link is below. If you download it, read it & like it I’d be hugely grateful if you could leave a review on Amazon! Many thanks. Continue reading »
Life feels wrong
Right now I‘m hardly playing WoW. My Ironman is not even twenty yet (but still alive!). Briefly played Seashell my mage over a week or so ago (nice to say hello to all my guildmates…they are lovely for letting me stay in the guild even though I’m hardly on anymore). I feel like I’m letting WoW down with my current absence from the game. In fact I’m not … Continue reading »
Vanessa Van Cleef does Cyndi Lauper
Yes I’m still doing Ironman & still levelling very very slowly!! Runn is now 19 and has just arrived in Duskwood. Of course I entered Duskwood the wrong way as a result of the usual Bravetank directional mishap & narrowly escaped being killed by a spider. (It was in the middle of the road! I … Continue reading »
It’s WoW Ironman time
I have decided to give this a go. I was very inspired to read about this version of Ironman (& of course I was in total awe at everything Tome of the Ancient achieved on her fantastic Ironsally mission in 2011- which you can see here ). The new version of Ironman includes the usual requirements- no gear (just … Continue reading »
Heat – the classic Night Elf meets Santa’s Elf coffee shop scene
“The coffee shop” Night Elf: Seven years hiding away in the Grotto. In the hole for three. Living with some shoemaker before that. Santa’s Elf: Yeah Night Elf: Was Santa’s Grotto as tough as they say? Santa’s Elf: You looking to become a North Polologist? Night Elf: You looking to go back? I chased some … Continue reading »
