Conversation with husband yesterday:-
Husband: Just had a horrible time in a dungeon. Trying to get Nosda to 90.
(Nosda = his 89 rogue)
Me: What happened?
Husband: One of the dps said my dps sucked. The exact terminology was “the rogue sux”.
Me: Aww, that’s not nice. What was your dps?
Husband: No idea.
Me: What did Recount say?
Husband: I don’t use it.
Me: Ok well were you doing the right rotation?
Husband (indignantly): Of course I was. I actually went to Icy Veins to check. I’m following it to the letter.
Me: Were you remembering to use all your cool downs?
Husband: What’s a cool down?
Me: … ?
Husband: What? Stop having a go!
Me: I’m not having a go! But you said you were following everything on Icy Veins and now you say you don’t know what a cool down is.
Husband: Grunt grunt grunt (or words to that effect).
Me (in very reasonable tones): If you go in a dungeon and you’re not doing the right rotation and putting out enough damage some people will have a go. They will think you’re coasting and relying on them to do all the work just so that you can level up quickly.
Husband: I’m doing my best but I don’t want use all the add ons you use. I just want to go in a dungeon and kill stuff.
And that’s pretty much where we left it. He did go off to Icy Veins later to double-check what he was doing. He admitted there were “some things he had to change”. He then went in another dungeon with a group that was much nicer and later that day he hit 90. So whoohoo. But the whole thing got me thinking. My husband objects to having to go on Wow websites to read about rotations & specs. He refuses to watch You Tube to learn tactics and will not download any add ons. He basically wants to play WoW “out of the box”. And while you could say “Yes but if you do that you should play solo and not go in dungeons inflicting your ineptitude on other innocent players”, shouldn’t he also be able to enjoy the social/multi player aspect of WoW?
In Hearthstone you can play Casual or Ranked. Both involve playing against real people. I play Ranked because I want to progress up the ladder. For me this also means researching decks on the internet, trying to understand card synergy & the meta etc. But for those in Casual I suspect much of that isn’t important. There is nothing at stake in Casual. You just play for the fun of it & some gold. That’s why you see the really crazy decks there – decks that make no sense, decks with no card synergy, decks where the mana curve is concave – everything is just so wrong and just so right. They do it to have fun and to enjoy playing the game in a very different kind of way.
I’m not sure if LFR was intended to be that kind of casual mode for WoW raids but in reality its not. In my experience you get a lot of abuse in LFR if you don’t know the tactics or if your dps is poor. And for 5 mans such a mode doesn’t exist – people expect you to know your stuff in a 5 man. And that’s not just heroics – that’s normal – from Deadmines on.
So I guess what I’m suggesting is a super super casual mode for 5 mans dungeons purely for people who think Recount is something that only happens at election time & Icy Veins is something you get when you step out into the cold. It could be called Button Masher Mode – you go in, you hit buttons, you sometimes kill stuff and you die (I suspect this mode would have lots and lots of wipes!). Most importantly of all – you have fun playing the game the way you want to play it. And other players – the ones who want to run dungeons efficiently with max dps and minimum time – well they would be “protected” from the Button Mashers. Never the twain shall meet. I guess this is what guild runs could be, in the right guild, but the Button Masher mode would allow people across servers to join together. It would be great. And if anyone even mentioned the word dps they’d be booted!
Thinking about this made me think about the Johari window & the four different stages you move through when learning something new.
Unconscious Incompetence – you’re crap but you don’t know it
Conscious Competence – you’re good but you have to try very very hard
Unconscious Competence- you’re awesome & you don’t even have to think about it
- and this is the one I’m interested in – Conscious Incompetence – you’re not good but you know it.
The goal is usually to move from Conscious Incompetence to Conscious Competence (& then later Unconscious Competence) but why should it be? Can you not have fun in the Conscious Incompetence mode (admittedly only in some activities/roles – it would not be something you’d want your surgeon embracing) . And actually – although this would not be the primary motivation – being consciously incompetent & still doing something is often the way to move into full competency. In WoW terms eventually you’ll discover that this order of button mashing is better than that order of button mashing, and yes finally the penny will drop and you will step OUT of the fire (hallelujah). But you will have learnt this Conscious Competency purely through the act of playing and having fun, not through internet research and a bucket load of add ons.
So step forward Button Mashers. Take your rightful place in the WoW world. No not the “dead at the foot of the spirit healer” place, the other one, the … or forget it, just go mash some buttons.